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JaredAccountantArtist: Accountant for Superjail

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H-hi! I'm Jared, and I'm an accountant at a place called Superjail! I wish I would get a promotion soon...

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kunogi kira Says: (Sep 25th 2009, 2:36AM)

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WHO ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU SO ATTRACTIVE.

JaredAccountant Says: (Sep 26th 2009, 7:17PM)

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*blushes* I-I am?

kunogi kira Says: (Sep 28th 2009, 3:27AM)

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hey bebe
can i have some fries with that shake
-creepy pervy smile-

JaredAccountant Says: (Sep 29th 2009, 1:15AM)

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*looks around nervously* Are you talking to me?

KelseyDubord Says: (Sep 19th 2009, 3:36AM)

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HEY JARED.

JaredAccountant Says: (Sep 19th 2009, 3:38AM)

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Uh, hi!

KelseyDubord Says: (Sep 19th 2009, 3:40AM)

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How goes your work with the Warden? c:

JaredAccountant Says: (Sep 19th 2009, 3:42AM)

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Not very good.. I told someone else, the Warden won't give me a promotion, and he's buying too much expensive stuff! It's costing Superjail lots of money for all this technology..!

KelseyDubord Says: (Sep 19th 2009, 3:44AM)

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BUT TECHNOLOGY IS SEX

JaredAccountant Says: (Sep 19th 2009, 3:50AM)

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Uhh... I'm sure Jailbot thinks it is!

KelseyDubord Says: (Sep 19th 2009, 3:53AM)

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Yep. C:
(This Jared account is brilliant. He and the Warden are my favorite charactors. Kudos to you)

Oboro Says: (Sep 19th 2009, 3:15AM)

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HI JARED.
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HOWS YOUR JOB TREATIN YA?

JaredAccountant Says: (Sep 19th 2009, 3:20AM)

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Oh, not very good... The Warden won't give me a promotion, no matter how much paperwork I do for him!! He's also buying/making too many expensive weapons!!

Oboro Says: (Sep 19th 2009, 3:25AM)

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That sucks about the promotion.
B-BUT HEY, expensive weapons are fun too!

..RIGHT? [8
-stare stare-

JaredAccountant Says: (Sep 19th 2009, 3:29AM)

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They might be, but I really don't wanna use them, I might get hurt!

Oboro Says: (Sep 19th 2009, 3:42AM)

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Pffth, You never really get hurt that bad ~ ... Usually..c:
NO BIG DEAL EH~?
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Besides a place like Superjail needs big expensive weapons.

JaredAccountant Says: (Sep 19th 2009, 3:43AM)

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We have enough weapons! We should buy important things, or pay the bills!

Oboro Says: (Sep 19th 2009, 3:47AM)

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There can never be enough weapons 8I

...Wait, bills? Who'd be crazy enough to send a bill to the Warden? >:v

JaredAccountant Says: (Sep 19th 2009, 3:49AM)

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How do you think we get electricity and running water?! We don't steal! That would make us as bad as the inmates!

Oboro Says: (Sep 19th 2009, 3:51AM)

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But!
Superjail is so awesome it shouldn't have to be charged for such things! >:u -huffs-

JaredAccountant Says: (Sep 19th 2009, 3:53AM)

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Well, you think it's awesome.. You don't work here!

Oboro Says: (Sep 19th 2009, 3:58AM)

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I'd work there if I could. >8I

Oboro is jealous that you have a job there and she doesn't..

JaredAccountant Says: (Sep 19th 2009, 4:05AM)

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I might be able to arrange something with the Warden! I doubt you'd like it though..

Oboro Says: (Sep 19th 2009, 4:08AM)

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So long as I'm not scrubbing toilets I'm fine. 8I

...If you got Oboro a job, she would love you hard. In three different positions.
/ogodwhat

Sorry...
That was the booze talking. 8I

JaredAccountant Says: (Sep 20th 2009, 11:33PM)

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We might need another guard, Superjail is very big after all!

Uhh... Sorry, I already love someone..

Oboro Says: (Sep 20th 2009, 11:39PM)

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Ooo~ C8 Oboro would enjoy ~~beating people~~ guarding stuff~ ..Yes yes~

...Love? What's that? [8 Oboro has never heard of such a silly sounding word before.